The Absurdist Hero
21 year old freelance writer/sorcerer living in Pittsburgh. Excellence is my presence, never tense, never hesitant.
The Absurdist Hero
I want to disappear from this planet
alivedeadgirl:

i wish i had this body ! that sexy hairy body! 
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gasstation:

Ellen Page at a cafe, November 18th

so creepy but so cool
neither:

gasstation:

Ellen Page at a cafe, November 18th

so creepy but so cool
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wibblywobblytime-ywimey:



“Fuck, whatever. My fucking salt talks to me. This is actually normal for me.”

My fucking salt talks to me. 

And remember…his soap does too. 
wibblywobblytime-ywimey:



“Fuck, whatever. My fucking salt talks to me. This is actually normal for me.”

My fucking salt talks to me. 

And remember…his soap does too. 
This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:

“I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears.”But doctor” He says, “I am Pagliacci.” Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.”